Herpa Speedster: Miniature Muscle for Your Layout.
Alright partner, step right up and feast your eyes on this here…thingamajigger! It's so new, it's still got that fresh factory smell, kinda like a new car but…well, it ain't a car. But lemme tell ya, this ain't no run-of-the-mill, garden-variety whatchamacallit. This here is the real McCoy, the bees knees, the cat’s pajamas! It's got that certain something, that je ne sais quoi, that…that *spark* that'll make ya the envy of everyone in a five-mile radius. Seriously, folks, you haven't lived 'til you've laid your mitts on this beauty. Don't be a stranger, grab it before it’s gone, 'cause let me tell ya, they're flyin' off the shelves faster than a greased pig at a county fair! You'll be glad you did, I guarantee it! Yippee-ki-yay!